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protman
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protman cooked 95 remixes
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111qtpuck
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ATARI 50th Anniversary
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111suckertwin
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The 360 Systems Midi Bass
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086ditch
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IBM PC booting
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120kosworth_c
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Ford Focus car horn
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150lumps_b
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IBM PCjr
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158flavorcreep
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Everybody Eats
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222aquax
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A Leaf Blower
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086blankad
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Drawing a Blanka
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0951773
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another out of this outer world
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144suffertone
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Pecos Pest
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180romra
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Alligator (snoring)
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059bito
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Fallout: New Vegas glitch
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119zardkook
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Doggiedrums
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180supersloth
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Auroral 'Star Wars'
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150honkystraw
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soda straw
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150stang
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bzz off
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100sregloof
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Cisco Unified Communications Manager hold music AKA Tim Carleton & Darrick Deel - Opus No. 1
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131radiator
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Radiation
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077shluxe
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The Dishes are Done, Man!
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123shoccwhat_b
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A hardware glitch
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144katkik_b
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A Bowed Musical Saw
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088iceape
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Ice and Dice 2k22 Rehash (2003-07-24)
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120gmrn
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Remodeling / Construction
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122instacakes
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Julia Child
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116goonman
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AM Radio
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133polluted
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VHS Tape Noise
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180toxoplasmatic
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cat
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099fibby
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It's a Weddell Seal
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087clank_d
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Roland TR-909 sort of tuned to C-4
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088lurkshred_b
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Breaking glass, preferably reversed
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120wormy
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Shepard-Risset glissando
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066plethora_b
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The Ballad of the Three Amigos
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printerscam
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HP DJ D1341
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120aeromess
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coffee
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120doyoumind
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Kenneth Williams
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093cobsnap
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popcorn
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106derv
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a singing bowl
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077rawgoo
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A Toad
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049perpwaves
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The Big One (the people's court theme)
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098griz
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Food For Woofers Car HiFi Demo Vol.2: More Bass Extension (just the sfx)
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107borzt
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Thingamakit
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150clammy
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The Prisoner Speed Learns
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166manateedance
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In the Air Tonight Tom Drum Flam Fill
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138moonsyde_d
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Johnny Five is Alive
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195muggies
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The Rhythmicon—also known as the Polyrhythmophone
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136skblight
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Casio SK-1 ROM Contents (Tuned to C)
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188predent_c
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Atari XL/XE BASIC SOUND command
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160nanners
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banana who?
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120a440
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A440 (pitch standard)
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120dovebeep
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Mourning dove
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177mdff
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BOIOING
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110hbodor
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HBO in Space
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144sograpes
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The Brood X Cicada
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098cavedoor
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Charlie
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155terrysmock
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northern mockingbird
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175ecch
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FM Radio
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099gupop
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Robotron: 2084
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130bathless
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pink noise
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122crackjam
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Michael Winslow: The Man of 10,000 Sound Effects
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129soggy
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v.92 bong bong bong
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180werk
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Big Bay Boom
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166nutlee
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Not Quite Non-Lexical Vocable
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144phwerkulater
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percolator
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180bazego
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Hypnopædia
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120dud
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demon attack
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088smokingisgross
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Wavelength (1967)
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117fittable
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KAWOOSH
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123twentythree
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Rotary dial phone
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095puhlease
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snow
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120CYINTZ
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HERO-1
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180veloco
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Caetano Veloso
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177bvert
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daytime teevee commercials
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095tripp
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LollaBOOM
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125wiggly
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Pork Rinds
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120flairy
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A struggling power supply fan
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145icom
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Stevie + Grover
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180goshmoe
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G.I. Joe PSA #15
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Seal of Disapproval
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Ross Seal
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180slipslop
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Universal's Audible Watermark
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062bloob_treemorph
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StoogeFX
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120bent
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We've all got our switches, lights and knobs to deal with
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180silenth
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Happy99.exe!
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111skeeter
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mosquito
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083quak
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The Incredible Sounds of Synclavier II
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120frag_d
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Sorry, bugs
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076yeech
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Swiss Chard
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111choo
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steam locomotive
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120shplatter
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It's ice! 2025 rethawed (2003-07-24)
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133zitz
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ill prepared zither
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180ipaface
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Ipaghost's Face
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105horrid
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Wyld chickens
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protman_180waveblob
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Kickblast
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115whack
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Micro mini jammer pocket drummer?
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091yuppie
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The Golden Key Prize Machine
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095lavirus
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In Living Color (theme song) by Heavy D and Eddie F
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Random remixes
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125wiggly
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Pork Rinds
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Robot Chocolate
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Sun Cop
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snow
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very nice machines
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the_machinist
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Rotary dial phone
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Five Step Path - Feed
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Five Step Path
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Auroral 'Star Wars'
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138moonsyde_d
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Johnny Five is Alive
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099fibby
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It's a Weddell Seal
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